Monday, October 25, 2010

I am Fartacus!

Apparently if you fill your stomach with too many samples at the West Coast Women's Show you will be filled with glorious gasses that will clear a room faster than you can say "floating an air biscuit". The recipe is quite complex, and not for the faint of fart heart.
  • teriyaki tofu
  • tuna 
  • chocolate cookie
  • coffee
  • cranberry juice
  • spicy pickled beans
  • pickled beets
  • pickled carrots
  • rooibos chai tea
  • almond butter crunch
  • another chocolate cookie
  • a virgin cosmopolitan
  • barbecue kettle chips
  • salsa and guacamole with chips
  • two kinds of soya cheese
  • a chocolate dipped strawberry
Then attend the Hall of Flame Calendar Firefighters Fashion Show and mix vigorously as you jump up and down in support of dwindling clothing and cheeky flashes the burn unit at VGH. Pop into a dutch oven for 6 - 8 hours and voilĂ . If it turns out a little flat, add a slice of pizza and some beer and let it percolate. Serves anyone in a 10-foot radius. Nutritional value: despite the aromas of eggs and broccoli, none.

Thank you West Coast Women's Show. Man, I feel like a woman. (Just kidding, it was a great show and the samples were fabulous.)


Mom vs. the boys said...

ha! too funny! it was probably those pickeled items that did it! lol

HulaBuns said...

Geeze! That sounds like a dangerous combination! I would have eaten all too though! :)

Lady Mama said...

That was practically my daily diet when I was pregnant. Especially the pickled things.

A 2 Z said...


Thanks for stopping by today. I loved your comment. Its been a while since we have been in touch! I still love your sense of humor. Thanks for sharing.