Thursday, February 4, 2010

Driving and Holding Your Nuts

When I was leaving work yesterday evening, I bought a package of honey-roasted peanuts from the snaccpac to tide me over until dinner. I got in the car, turned on my Bluetooth® hands-free device (yay me!) and headed home. I was only able to make a little hole in the top of the bag, so eventually the peanut meniscus dipped below finger wiggle reach. These were not hands-free peanuts and I tried to move them telekinetically but they were also not Bluetooth® mind-control, hands-free peanuts. Alas, I resorted to "drinking" them from the tiny hole by tipping the bag thusly *mimes drinking a martini*. I will admit to feeling a little guilty driving with nuts in my hand.

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