So after a lot of random blog-surfing (read: clicking the next blog link repeatedly with glazed eyes), I have discovered that there are a lot of blogs about nothing out there. I am not alone! :) Since I want to retain some shred of anonymity for the time being, I won't be posting family or personal pictures, or a million boring vacation slides. Well, I could post one of my big toe without fear of being recognized; it is fairly nondescript. The pinky toe, well, that is a bit more distinct, and I risk being uncovered. Anyway, at least I don't feel any pressure about having a blog meme, info-blog, public-service blog, deep blog, or pop blog. I will subscribe to random blogginess inblognito. I never liked being popular anyway. It interferes with my hermitting.
That being said, I have stumbled upon a web site that I so wish I could proudly claim as my own. In fact, my sister and I had started a book on the very subject matter 8 years ago. Sadly, we had not enough experience under our belts at that point in our lives, and it was abandoned. It was to be called "Flushdance - Things to Do When You're Doing a Poo". This site brought more than a tear to my eye, but to fully appreciate it you would have to enjoy have sick potty-humour as much as I do, and take pride in your flushcapades. A little IBS might help too. Anyway, without further ado (pun intended), I give you... http://www.poopreport.com/.